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For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
'Ralph Waldo Emerson'

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How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? Paul Sweeney

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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. 'George Jean Nathan '

Next Season and My Predictions

Saturday 15th August 2009 is when my life will become whole again. Well mainly whole again!! ITS THE START OF THE PREMIERSHIP SEASON WHOOOOPPPPIIIEEE!

Everyday I will talk up, talk down and probably talk nonsense about all the teams. Ill do it in the format of last seasons final standings, mainly so i can talk up United tee hee.

But first up, a quick overview of my predictions of next season, I have a third eye, and its my Japs Eye but its all seeing.

It will be a two horse race next year between United and Chelsea. United because they still have the strength in depth and Chelsea with a stable managment team behind will flourish. The positives of Joe Cole returning, a whole season with what I believe (and a player i would have in a click of my boney fingers) Sir Essien and hopfully Drogba in a better mood (and not sulking like a big girl). Liverpool still have only two main match winners in Gerrard and Torres and Arsenal are still too young and fragile down the middle (get rid of that sulking french tosser who players in the centre of the defence). Man City will push Arsenal for a champions league place along with tottenham, aston villa and everton ill come in behind the teams above respectivly. The likes of Blackburn, Bolton, Sunderland ,Wigan and Fulham will be the teams who a lost in mid-table and will be playing boring score draws against each other and will put in a extra 20% against the top 4. At the bottom of the table Stoke, Hull, Wolves, Burnley, Birmingham and Portsmouth will struggle. If im pushed to say which 3 go down it will be Burnley, Wolves and probably stoke or Hull. Thats it for now, think ive written two much, i cant see stargight and my brain is slojwly congiling into CRAP!!!

Madonna should be banned

Judging by the pictures above i would like to start a petition to protect the young children and basically anyone from seeing this 'old bird.' Its DISTURBING. I caught a glimps of this last night when flicking last night i became seperated from my senses. I only came to my senses after throwing al over the remote control turning the channel over. T hank god for the gag reflex.